How Rude !

"I've often thought people treat God rather rudely. Trillions and trillions of prayers every day, asking and pleading and begging for favors. ‘Do this; give me that; I need this; I want that.' And most of this praying takes place on Sunday, his day off! It's not nice, and it's no way to treat a friend."

- George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty (Hyperion).